Terms and Conditions

The following Terms and Conditions apply to the use of this Web site as well as all transactions conducted through the site.

  • Use Of Site
  • This site may contain other proprietary notices and copyright information, the terms of which must be observed and followed. Information on this site may contain technical inaccuracies or typographical errors. Information, including product pricing and availability, may be changed or updated without notice. Me, Myself & Pies and its subsidiaries reserve the right to refuse service, terminate accounts, and/or cancel orders in its discretion, including, without limitation, if Me, Myself & Pies believes that customer conduct violates applicable law or is harmful to the interests of Me, Myself & Pies and its subsidiaries.

    YOUR ACCOUNT: If you use any Me, Myself & Pies product or service, you are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your account and password and for restricting access to your computer, and you agree to accept responsibility for all activities that occur under your account or password. Me, Myself & Pies does sell products for children, but it sells them to adults, who can purchase with a credit card or other permitted payment method. If you are under 18, you may use Me, Myself & Pies services only with involvement of a parent or guardian. Me, Myself & Pies reserves the right to refuse service, terminate accounts, remove or edit content, or cancel orders in its sole discretion.

    PRODUCT DESCRIPTIONS: Me, Myself & Pies attempts to be as accurate as possible in describing its products and services. However, Me, Myself & Pies does not warrant that product descriptions or other content of any Me, Myself & Pies product is accurate, complete, reliable, current, or error-free. If you believe a product offered by Me, Myself & Pies is not accurately described, please contact us immediately.

    Privacy Policy: Me, Myself & Pies knows that you care how information about you is used and shared, and we appreciate your trust that we will do so carefully and sensibly. This notice describes our privacy policy. By visiting Me, Myself & Pies, you are accepting the practices described in this Privacy Notice. We work to protect the security of your information during transmission by using Secure Sockets Layer (SSL) software, which encrypts information you input. We reveal only the last four digits of your credit card numbers when confirming an order. Of course, we transmit the entire credit card number to the appropriate credit card company during order processing. It is important for you to protect against unauthorized access to your password and to your computer. Be sure to sign off when finished using a shared computer.

    Conditions of Use, Notices, and Revisions: If you choose to visit www.memyselfandpies.com, your visit and any dispute over privacy is subject to this Notice and our Conditions of Use, including limitations on damages, resolution of disputes, and application of the law of the state of Florida. If you have any concern about privacy at www.memyselfandpies.com, please contact us with a thorough description, and we will try to resolve it. Our business changes constantly, and our Privacy Notice and the Conditions of Use will change also. We may email periodic reminders of our notices and conditions, but you should check our web site frequently to see recent changes. Unless stated otherwise, our current Privacy Notice applies to all information that we have about you and your account. We stand behind the promises we make, however, and will never materially change our policies and practices to make them less protective of customer information collected in the past without the consent of affected customers.

    Protection of Personal Information: Me, Myself & Pies takes precautions — including administrative, technical, and physical measures — to safeguard your personal information against loss, theft, and misuse, as well as against unauthorized access, disclosure, alteration, and destruction.

    Service Standard: All orders require three business days to process. Business Days are Monday through Friday, excluding holidays, determined by common and other freight. Some exceptions may be made for hand-delivered items on a case-by-case basis. Unfortunately, we cannot accommodate same-day orders or any orders with less than 24 hours’ notice.

    Ordering: Upon successfully submitting your order, you will immediately see a thank you page containing your order number and order details, which you should print for your records. After ordering, you will also receive an email confirmation from Me, Myself & Pies containing your order details. We will normally confirm receipt of your order within an hour of ordering. Order status and tracking information may also be seen via the View Order Status and History screen on the Storefront on which you place your order, where available. All orders are to be paid in full when the order is placed either by phone or in person at a local Arts Market.  All online orders for at local market pickup are paid in advance in full online when order is placed on www.memyselfandpies.com.

    Refund/Exchange Policy: We take pride in our pies. If you are unhappy with your order and/or purchase, immediately notify us (within 24 hours of pick-up) of your concern and return your dessert to us. We will give you credit for the amount returned for use toward a future purchase.  All refunds will be provided as a credit to the credit card used or an in-store credit, i.e. memyselfandpies Gift Card within fourteen (14) business days upon receipt of the returned merchandise. 

    Miscellaneous

    VOID WHERE PROHIBITED: Although the information on this Web site is accessible worldwide, not all products or services discussed in this Web site are available to all persons or in all geographic locations or jurisdictions. Me, Myself & Pies and the advertisers each reserve the right to limit the provision of their products or services to any person, geographic area, or jurisdiction they so desire and to limit the quantities of any products or services that they provide. Any offer for any product or service made in the materials on this Web site is void where prohibited.

    GOVERNING LAW: In the event of litigation both parties agree that the Law of the State of business registration of Me, Myself & Pies shall apply and both parties shall consent to the jurisdiction of said State's courts, or in the event of diversity of citizenship, the United States District Court for the (District). Both parties expressly waive a trial by jury.

    MISCELLANEOUS: The Terms and Conditions constitute the entire agreement between you and Me, Myself & Pies with respect to this Web site. The Terms and Conditions supercede all prior or contemporaneous communications and proposals, whether electronic, oral or written between you and Me, Myself & Pies with respect to this Web site. No modification of the Terms and Conditions shall be effective unless it is authorized by Me, Myself & Pies.  If any provision of the Terms and Conditions is found to be contrary to law, then such provision(s) shall be constructed in a manner to closely reflect, as much as possible, the intentions of the parties, with the other provisions remaining in full force and effect.

    Payment Options: We accept American Express, MasterCard, Discover Card and VISA credit cards, as well as PayPal. Depending upon circumstances, we may also accept cash, checks, or CODs for orders placed online, by telephone or email.

    Telephone Orders: We encourage you to order online for the fastest possible service. Should you have a custom request or specific dietary needs, however, you may opt to order by telephone or email. In order to expedite the process, please browse our shop beforehand, make notes, and have your credit card ready before placing your call. You may also place orders by email, including payment in full for your order.

    Credit Rejection: Because Me, Myself & Pies does not charge your credit card until your order is prepared, it is possible that the charge may be rejected. In this event, we will send you an email notifying you of this occurrence and cancel the related order.

    Order Cancellation Policy: The Me, Myself & Pies understands that plans change and we will gladly assist you in making changes to your order date and time whenever possible. We accept weekday cancellations by phone 904.757.2227 or email (info@memyselfandpies.com) prior to 2:00 pm, 3 business days before your event.  All changes must be handled directly with a representative of and Me, Myself & Pies confirmed.  The Me, Myself & Pies reserves the right to charge a cancellation fee if insufficient time is given, as stated above, due to costs incurred in the purchase, priority and preparation of the order. Charges for cancellations after the above time will be as follows:  25% of the entire order will be charged for cancellations 48 hours prior to the event and 100% of the entire order will be charged for canceling the order after that time. It is entirely up to Me, Myself & Pies discretion, to change or otherwise offer any other options to the customer.  Special orders that are not picked up will NOT be refunded.  Because of the nature of our business and our quality and freshness assurance, we will dispose of any baked pie items that are not picked up or delivered within 48 hours after the due time and you will NOT be refunded due to the above rules.